The Gotei 13-
Shigekuni Yamamoto Genryusai: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118037
Mom: he's the newest member of the Chia Pets. he's called Chia Brows.
Mom: if i had a smelly upper lip i'd look like that too.
Mom: don't play musical chairs with that stuff.
Gin Ichimaru: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118095
Mom: he needs to leave his mother's false lashes at home.
Izuru Kira: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118184
Mom: that's the latest look for poodles.
Retsu Unohana: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118231
Mom: are those curse words? cuz i'ma learn that japanese.
Isane Kotetsu: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/169865
Mom: did Bigfoot just show up to take her to the prom?
Iemura Yasochika: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/169865
Mom: that's Arnold Schwarzenegger with liposuction.
Aizen Sosuke: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/282